Trout Trousers

Est. 2024 — Aquatic Outfitters

Trout Trousers
for Hire

The perfect pants for your fishy friend 🧡

Fin-tastic fit guaranteed 🐟 Over 12,000 trout served 🧡 Waterproof stitching 🐟 Tail-friendly tailoring 🧡 Same-day stream delivery 🐟 Scale-safe fabrics 🧡 Fin-tastic fit guaranteed 🐟 Over 12,000 trout served 🧡 Waterproof stitching 🐟 Tail-friendly tailoring 🧡 Same-day stream delivery 🐟 Scale-safe fabrics 🧡

The Collection

Find the Perfect Pair

Classic Corduroy

A timeless ribbed texture that feels as natural as a riverbed. Reinforced dorsal seams for active swimmers. Available in Moss, Pebble, and Sunset.

£4.50 /day

Denim Deluxe

Rugged indigo twill with a lived-in wash. Five-pocket styling (three above the lateral line, two below). The jean that says "I'm a serious fish."

£6.00 /day

Formal Fins

Pressed wool-blend trousers for the discerning trout. Ideal for spawning ceremonies, corporate streams, and black-tie currents. Includes cufflinks for pectoral fins.

£9.00 /day
12,847
Trout Troused
34
Styles Available
99.2%
Fin Satisfaction
0
Trousers Lost to Bears
Before Trout Trousers, I was just another naked fish in the stream. Now I turn heads at every riffle. The corduroy changed my life.
— Gerald, Brown Trout, River Itchen

How It Works

Three Simple Steps

1

Measure Your Trout

Use our patented Gill-to-Tail measuring guide. Available in metric and imperial (also available in trout units).

2

Choose Your Style

Browse our curated collection. Our trained salmon stylists are on hand to advise on fabric weight and current trends.

3

Stream-Side Delivery

We deliver directly to your trout's preferred pool. Discreet packaging. The other fish won't know it's rented.